(Source: anxietycat)
hotdawgz
Your awesome Tagline
Dead.
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
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(Source: skittle-happy-matt, via lepetiteandrea)
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
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My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation (via)
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“When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
(Source: ameliaxpond, via jimhalpert)
“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is.”
(Source: notabadday, via kellykapoor)
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
that comment
im sold
gotta do it now
(Source: jetstreak, via s3rendipitous)
aelx:
“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”
omg
Jesus Christ.
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fyi ‘wow u must be on your period’ is the most misogynistic reply to a debate that i have ever fucking heard in my fucking life and believe me one of us is gonna be bleeding and it aint gonna be me
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1x10
and she did.
You guys are too much.
(Source: katherinesstrut, via sarahh-nicole)
I THOUGHT V CARD MEANT VISA CARD AND I TOLD MY SISTER I LOST MY V CARD AND SHE SPIT HER COKE EVERYWHERE
this isn’t fucking funny anymore guys omfg
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my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
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